I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I am one with the molecules
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize