Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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