Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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