He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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