Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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