I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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