lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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