We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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