I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
