I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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