sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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