Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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