He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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