Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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