We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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