he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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