why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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