Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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