he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
PANTIES FOUND
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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