Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
COCAINE IS GR8
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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