that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
tell me about the fingering
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