My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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