i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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