Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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