Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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