Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
