The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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