I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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