yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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