69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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