i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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