Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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