and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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