can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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