I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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