yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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