ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Congratulations! We have a period
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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