So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
my poor anus
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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