the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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