"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Your cock deserves a montage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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