I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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