just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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