her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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