Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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