Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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