You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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