Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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