This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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