love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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