I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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