You work out of a Hotel?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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