SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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