the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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