nut hugger
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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