All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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