If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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