i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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