Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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