No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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